A woman, frustrated because her husband was late again, decided to leave him a note saying, “I’ve had enough and I’m leaving. Don’t try to find me.” Then she hid under the bed to watch his reaction.
Shortly after, the husband came home. She could hear him in the kitchen before he entered the bedroom. She saw him go to the dresser and pick up the note.
After a moment, he wrote something on it, then quickly called a number on the phone.
He said, “Finally, she’s gone… Yes, I know, it’s about time. I’ll be on my way. Make sure to wear that beautiful nightgown, okay?”
“I love you… can’t wait to see you… we’ll do all those naughty things you like.”
He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.
As the car drove away, she came out from under the bed, furious and with tears in her eyes. She picked up the note to read what he had written…
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“I can see your feet. We’re out of bread; I’ll be back in five minutes.”
A wealthy man passed away, leaving ten million dollars behind.
A 6th-grade teacher gave this problem to her math class:
“A rich man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth goes to his wife, one-fifth to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. How much does each receive?”
After a long silence, a little boy raised his hand and sincerely answered, “A lawyer!”
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