George W. Bush Named First-Ever Honorary Commissioner of the WNBA in Texas

In an unexpected and lighthearted turn of events, former U.S. President George W. Bush has been named the first-ever Honorary Commissioner of the Women’s National Basketball Association (WNBA). The announcement came earlier today in Texas, where Bush appeared courtside wearing a custom jersey reading “Dubya for Three”.

The 43rd president greeted reporters with a grin and a quip:

“After the White House, I figured I’d finally take a job where the plays are actually bipartisan.”

Why the WNBA Chose Bush

According to the league, the decision was inspired by Bush’s long-standing support for women’s sports and his viral 2023 appearance at a Dallas Wings game, where he enthusiastically demonstrated his free-throw skills. The clip quickly spread online, showing the former president laughing and engaging with fans.

WNBA officials hope Bush’s appointment will draw more public attention to the league, boost media coverage, and strengthen efforts toward gender equality in sports. His role will be largely ceremonial, but league executives say his visibility and humor can help bring new audiences to the games.

A Mixed but Mostly Positive Reaction

The announcement quickly spread across social media and news outlets, sparking a mix of surprise, humor, and excitement.

Former First Lady Michelle Obama playfully tweeted:

“Who’s got next? (Seriously, this is awesome.)”

WNBA star Brittney Griner welcomed Bush with her own tongue-in-cheek message:

“Hope you like dunking on Twitter trolls, sir.”

Even some critics admitted the move was a clever piece of public relations. One ESPN analyst commented, “He’ll bring more attention to the league in one week than most politicians do in a lifetime.”

What the Role Involves

As Honorary Commissioner, Bush will participate in ceremonial tip-offs, advocate for more comprehensive media coverage, and—adding a personal artistic touch—design a special “Freedom Ball” for the 2024 WNBA All-Star Game, inspired by his well-known hobby of painting.

During the press event, he joked about keeping the game fair:

“I promise no hanging chads on the scoreboard.”

He then joined several Dallas Wings players for a casual three-point contest. According to onlookers, his final stat line was 1-for-10, but his enthusiasm drew cheers from the crowd.

More Than Just a Fun Appointment

While the role may be symbolic, league officials hope it sends a powerful message about the importance of women’s sports and the need for equal representation in athletics. Bush’s celebrity status and willingness to engage with fans could bring new visibility to the WNBA’s mission.

The league has been steadily growing in popularity, with increasing TV deals, sponsorships, and attendance numbers. Having a former U.S. president as a public advocate may give it another boost heading into the 2024 season.

A Signature Exit

As Bush left the court, he offered a final lighthearted comment—true to his well-known folksy style:

“Fool me once… shame on you. Fool me twice… well, let’s just say these ladies don’t get fooled at all.”

The WNBA season tips off next week, now with a presidential seal of approval that few could have predicted. Whether or not Bush’s three-point shooting improves, his new position is already making headlines.

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