The second semifinal of Eurovision 2025 in Basel, Switzerland—streamed live online—will go down in history for more than just the music. That night, the stage transformed into something closer to a strip show than a song contest, as several artists opted to impress the audience not with vocals, but with bold, body-baring performances. In fact, the theatrics were so attention-grabbing that many viewers barely noticed the singing. And yes—the finalists for Eurovision 2025 have already been announced.
Australia’s Go-Jo kicked off the show with “Milkshake Man,” instantly turning up the heat. His performance, reminiscent of a flashy ’80s music video, featured him dancing around a giant blender before stripping down to just shorts, flaunting a chiseled physique. Surrounded by sparkling dancers and candy-colored visuals, it looked more like an ad campaign than a traditional Eurovision act—yet fans couldn’t get enough.
But it was Armenia’s Parg who truly stole the spotlight. His finalist-worthy entry “SURVIVOR” came complete with hard rock flair, bursts of fire, and even mud. He appeared shirtless in skintight latex pants, his torso smeared in black paint that gave him a gritty, greased-up look. Without backup dancers, Parg delivered an intense solo performance full of wild energy and high-octane moves. Social media exploded, comparing him to everything from a rock legend to a pit crew fantasy.
After those back-to-back performances, online jokes started flying: who’s even listening to the lyrics anymore—everyone’s too busy watching.
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